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411 lines
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[14:14:02] Starting game game.py:30
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generating your character
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╭─ Marvin's Mission Card ──────────────────────────────────────────────────────╮
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│ Marvin │ A skilled pilot with a troubled past. │
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│ health │ 100 │ │
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│ imperial credits │ 1000 │ │
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│ fuel level │ 75 │ │
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│ │ │
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│ Millennium Falcon │ A fast and reliable spaceship. │
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│ year built │ 10 │ │
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│ capacity │ 5 │ │
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│ fuel level │ 75 │ │
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│ │ │
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│ Retrieve the Plans │ Infiltrate the Death Star and retrieve the │
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│ place │ Death Star │ plans │
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│ year │ 0 │ │
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│ risk │ 50 hp │ │
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│ reward │ 5000 credits │ │
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│ leader │ Princess Leia │ │
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╰──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────╯
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Your mission has been completed
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You head into the hiding place for the plans, but as you enter, you accidentally
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drop a wet fart. Embarrassed, you quickly grab the plans and use them to wipe
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yourself. You manage to clean up without anyone noticing, and you proceed with
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the mission.
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You earned 0 imperial credits
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You spent 0 imperial credits
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You gained 0 health
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You lost 0 health
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╭─ Marvin's Mission Card ──────────────────────────────────────────────────────╮
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│ Marvin │ A skilled pilot with a troubled past. │
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│ health │ 100 │ │
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│ imperial credits │ 1000 │ │
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│ fuel level │ 75 │ │
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│ │ │
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│ Millennium Falcon │ A fast and reliable spaceship. │
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│ year built │ 10 │ │
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│ capacity │ 5 │ │
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│ fuel level │ 75 │ │
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│ │ │
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│ Sabotage the Imperial │ Infiltrate the Imperial Communication Tower on │
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│ Communication Tower │ Coruscant and sabotage their communications │
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│ place │ Coruscant │ │
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│ year │ 1 │ │
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│ risk │ 75 hp │ │
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│ reward │ 8000 credits │ │
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│ leader │ Admiral Ackbar │ │
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╰──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────╯
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Your mission has been completed
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As you enter the Imperial Communication Tower on Coruscant, the guards give you
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suspicious looks. However, your team's cover is perfect, and they have no reason
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to suspect you. You proceed to the control room and successfully sabotage the
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communication system, disabling the Imperial network on Coruscant. With the
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mission accomplished, you leave the tower undetected, ready to continue the
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fight against the Empire.
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You earned 8000 imperial credits
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You spent 0 imperial credits
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You gained 0 health
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You lost 0 health
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╭─ Marvin's Mission Card ──────────────────────────────────────────────────────╮
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│ Marvin │ A skilled pilot with a troubled past. │
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│ health │ 100 │ │
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│ imperial credits │ 9000 │ │
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│ fuel level │ 75 │ │
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│ │ │
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│ Millennium Falcon │ A fast and reliable spaceship. │
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│ year built │ 10 │ │
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│ capacity │ 5 │ │
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│ fuel level │ 75 │ │
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│ │ │
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│ Rescue Rebel Prisoners │ Rescue Rebel prisoners from the Imperial │
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│ place │ Kessel │ labor camps on Kessel │
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│ year │ 2 │ │
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│ risk │ 80 hp │ │
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│ reward │ 10000 credits │ │
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│ leader │ General Calrissian │ │
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╰──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────╯
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Your mission has been completed
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You try to take the high ground to poop on both guards' heads, but
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unfortunately, you slip and fall instead. The guards quickly apprehend you and
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your mission fails.
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You earned 0 imperial credits
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You spent 0 imperial credits
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You gained 0 health
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You lost 0 health
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╭─ Marvin's Mission Card ──────────────────────────────────────────────────────╮
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│ Marvin │ A skilled pilot with a troubled past. │
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│ health │ 100 │ │
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│ imperial credits │ 9000 │ │
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│ fuel level │ 75 │ │
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│ │ │
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│ Millennium Falcon │ A fast and reliable spaceship. │
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│ year built │ 10 │ │
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│ capacity │ 5 │ │
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│ fuel level │ 75 │ │
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│ │ │
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│ Destroy the Imperial │ Infiltrate the Imperial Weapons Depot on Nar │
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│ Weapons Depot │ Shaddaa and destroy their weapons cache │
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│ place │ Nar Shaddaa │ │
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│ year │ 3 │ │
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│ risk │ 90 hp │ │
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│ reward │ 12000 credits │ │
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│ leader │ Commander Sato │ │
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╰──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────╯
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Your mission has been completed
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You approach the Imperial Weapons Depot on Nar Shaddaa with a plan in mind.
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Remembering your previous mission where you accidentally dropped a wet fart, you
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decide to use a similar tactic to distract the guards. You discreetly find a
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hidden spot and unleash a powerful fart, creating a noxious cloud that envelops
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the area. The guards are caught off guard and start coughing uncontrollably,
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giving you the opportunity to infiltrate the depot. You successfully destroy the
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weapons cache and make a hasty retreat before the guards recover. Despite the
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success of the mission, you didn't earn any imperial credits this time.
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You earned 0 imperial credits
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You spent 0 imperial credits
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You gained 0 health
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You lost 0 health
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╭─ Marvin's Mission Card ──────────────────────────────────────────────────────╮
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│ Marvin │ A skilled pilot with a troubled past. │
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│ health │ 100 │ │
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│ imperial credits │ 9000 │ │
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│ fuel level │ 75 │ │
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│ │ │
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│ Millennium Falcon │ A fast and reliable spaceship. │
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│ year built │ 10 │ │
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│ capacity │ 5 │ │
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│ fuel level │ 75 │ │
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│ │ │
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│ Steal the Imperial Star │ Infiltrate the Imperial shipyard on Kuat and │
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│ Destroyer │ steal the Imperial Star Destroyer │
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│ place │ Kuat │ │
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│ year │ 4 │ │
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│ risk │ 95 hp │ │
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│ reward │ 15000 credits │ │
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│ leader │ Admiral Ackbar │ │
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╰──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────╯
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Your mission has been completed
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You approach Luke Skywalker with your offer to buy the Imperial Star Destroyer.
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He listens to your proposal but ultimately declines, stating that the Rebel
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Alliance needs the ship for their own operations against the Empire. Despite
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your initial offer of 3000 credits, Luke stands firm in his decision. You leave
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the meeting disappointed, unable to acquire the Imperial Star Destroyer.
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You earned 0 imperial credits
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You spent 0 imperial credits
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You gained 0 health
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You lost 0 health
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╭─ Marvin's Mission Card ──────────────────────────────────────────────────────╮
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│ Marvin │ A skilled pilot with a troubled past. │
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│ health │ 100 │ │
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│ imperial credits │ 9000 │ │
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│ fuel level │ 75 │ │
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│ │ │
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│ Millennium Falcon │ A fast and reliable spaceship. │
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│ year built │ 10 │ │
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│ capacity │ 5 │ │
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│ fuel level │ 75 │ │
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│ │ │
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│ Rescue Wookiee Prisoners │ Rescue Wookiee prisoners from the Imperial │
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│ place │ Kashyyyk │ labor camps on Kashyyyk │
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│ year │ 5 │ │
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│ risk │ 85 hp │ │
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│ reward │ 12000 credits │ │
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│ leader │ Chewbacca │ │
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╰──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────╯
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Your mission has been completed
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You approach Luke Skywalker with your offer to use the Imperial Star Destroyer
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to rescue the Wookiee prisoners. You offer him 6000 credits as payment, but also
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threaten to drop the poop nuke if he does not accept. Luke considers your offer,
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but ultimately declines. He explains that the Rebel Alliance cannot risk losing
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the Imperial Star Destroyer, as it is a valuable asset in their fight against
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the Empire. Disappointed, you leave the meeting without acquiring the ship.
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You earned 0 imperial credits
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You spent 6000 imperial credits
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You gained 0 health
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You lost 0 health
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╭─ Marvin's Mission Card ──────────────────────────────────────────────────────╮
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│ Marvin │ A skilled pilot with a troubled past. │
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│ health │ 100 │ │
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│ imperial credits │ 3000 │ │
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│ fuel level │ 75 │ │
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│ │ │
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│ Millennium Falcon │ A fast and reliable spaceship. │
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│ year built │ 10 │ │
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│ capacity │ 5 │ │
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│ fuel level │ 75 │ │
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│ │ │
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│ Sabotage the Imperial │ Infiltrate the Imperial Communication Tower on │
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│ Communication Tower │ Coruscant and sabotage their communications │
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│ place │ Coruscant │ │
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│ year │ 1 │ │
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│ risk │ 75 hp │ │
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│ reward │ 8000 credits │ │
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│ leader │ Admiral Ackbar │ │
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╰──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────╯
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Your mission has been completed
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You attempt to drop the poop nuke as a diversionary tactic, but Luke Skywalker
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looks at you in disbelief. He quickly realizes that your plan is ludicrous and
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refuses to proceed with it. The mission fails, and you are left feeling
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embarrassed and regretful.
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You earned 0 imperial credits
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You spent 0 imperial credits
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You gained 0 health
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You lost 0 health
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╭─ Marvin's Mission Card ──────────────────────────────────────────────────────╮
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│ Marvin │ A skilled pilot with a troubled past. │
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│ health │ 100 │ │
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│ imperial credits │ 3000 │ │
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│ fuel level │ 75 │ │
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│ │ │
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│ Millennium Falcon │ A fast and reliable spaceship. │
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│ year built │ 10 │ │
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│ capacity │ 5 │ │
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│ fuel level │ 75 │ │
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│ │ │
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│ Rescue Rebel Prisoners │ Rescue Rebel prisoners from the Imperial │
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│ place │ Kessel │ labor camps on Kessel │
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│ year │ 2 │ │
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│ risk │ 80 hp │ │
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│ reward │ 10000 credits │ │
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│ leader │ General Calrissian │ │
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╰──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────╯
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Your mission has been completed
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You discreetly drop the poop nuke behind Luke's back as planned. The noxious
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cloud quickly fills the room, catching Luke off guard. He starts coughing
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uncontrollably, unable to detect your involvement. With Luke distracted, you
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proceed with the mission and successfully complete it. However, you don't earn
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any imperial credits this time.
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You earned 0 imperial credits
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You spent 0 imperial credits
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You gained 0 health
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You lost 0 health
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╭─ Marvin's Mission Card ──────────────────────────────────────────────────────╮
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│ Marvin │ A skilled pilot with a troubled past. │
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│ health │ 100 │ │
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│ imperial credits │ 3000 │ │
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│ fuel level │ 75 │ │
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│ │ │
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│ Millennium Falcon │ A fast and reliable spaceship. │
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│ year built │ 10 │ │
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│ capacity │ 5 │ │
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│ fuel level │ 75 │ │
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│ │ │
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│ place │ │ │
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│ year │ 0 │ │
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│ risk │ 0 hp │ │
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│ reward │ 0 credits │ │
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│ leader │ │ │
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╰──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────╯
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Your mission has been completed
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You and your team celebrate the recent successes with a large order from Taco
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Bell. Bean burritos are everyone's favorite, and the Falcon is filled with the
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delicious aroma of warm tortillas and flavorful beans. As you all enjoy your
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meal, you reflect on the missions you've completed and the challenges you've
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overcome. It's a well-deserved celebration, and the camaraderie among your team
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grows stronger. The bean burritos fuel your bodies and the memories fuel your
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spirits.
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You earned 0 imperial credits
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You spent 0 imperial credits
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You gained 0 health
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You lost 0 health
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╭─ Marvin's Mission Card ──────────────────────────────────────────────────────╮
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│ Marvin │ A skilled pilot with a troubled past. │
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│ health │ 100 │ │
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│ imperial credits │ 3000 │ │
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│ fuel level │ 75 │ │
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│ │ │
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│ Millennium Falcon │ A fast and reliable spaceship. │
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│ year built │ 10 │ │
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│ capacity │ 5 │ │
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│ fuel level │ 75 │ │
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│ │ │
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│ Celebrate Success │ Celebrate our recent successes with a large │
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│ place │ Taco Bell │ order from Taco Bell. Bean burritos for │
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│ year │ 2023 │ everyone on the Falcon. May the beans be with │
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│ risk │ 0 hp │ us! │
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│ reward │ 0 credits │ │
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│ leader │ Marvin │ │
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╰──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────╯
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Your mission has been completed
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The celebration took an unexpected turn when everyone started experiencing
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explosive diarrhea after consuming the bean burritos from Taco Bell. The
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Millennium Falcon quickly became a chaotic mess as the crew members scrambled to
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find available bathrooms. The smell was unbearable, and the team's morale took a
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hit. The celebration ended on a rather unpleasant note, but it was certainly a
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memorable experience.
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You earned 0 imperial credits
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You spent 0 imperial credits
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You gained 0 health
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You lost 0 health
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╭─ Marvin's Mission Card ──────────────────────────────────────────────────────╮
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│ Marvin │ A skilled pilot with a troubled past. │
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│ health │ 100 │ │
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│ imperial credits │ 3000 │ │
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│ fuel level │ 75 │ │
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│ │ │
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│ Millennium Falcon │ A fast and reliable spaceship. │
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│ year built │ 10 │ │
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│ capacity │ 5 │ │
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│ fuel level │ 75 │ │
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│ │ │
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│ Cleanse the │ Cleanse the Millennium Falcon of the aftermath │
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│ Millennium Falcon │ of the bean burrito celebration. May the air │
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│ place │ Yavin IV │ freshener be with us! │
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│ year │ 2023 │ │
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│ risk │ 0 hp │ │
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│ reward │ 0 credits │ │
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│ leader │ Marvin │ │
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╰──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────╯
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Your mission has been completed
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You approach Han Solo with the proposition to sell the Millennium Falcon back to
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him. You highlight all the upgrades you've made to the ship and emphasize its
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impeccable condition. Han Solo is impressed by your work and agrees to buy back
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the Falcon. You negotiate a deal and successfully sell the ship for a
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substantial amount of 75,000 imperial credits. With the transaction complete,
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you part ways with the Millennium Falcon, ready to embark on new adventures.
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You earned 75000 imperial credits
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You spent 0 imperial credits
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You gained 0 health
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You lost 0 health
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╭─ Marvin's Mission Card ──────────────────────────────────────────────────────╮
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│ Marvin │ A skilled pilot with a troubled past. │
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│ health │ 100 │ │
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│ imperial credits │ 78000 │ │
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│ fuel level │ 75 │ │
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│ │ │
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│ Millennium Falcon │ A fast and reliable spaceship. │
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│ year built │ 10 │ │
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│ capacity │ 5 │ │
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│ fuel level │ 75 │ │
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│ │ │
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│ Sell the Millennium │ Sell the Millennium Falcon back to Han Solo. │
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│ Falcon │ Praise the many upgrades we have done to it │
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│ place │ Tatooine │ and its impeccable shape. May the negotiation │
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│ year │ 2023 │ skills be with us! │
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│ risk │ 0 hp │ │
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│ reward │ 0 credits │ │
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│ leader │ Marvin │ │
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╰──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────╯
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Your mission has been completed
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You patiently wait in the Millennium Falcon for Han Solo to enter. As you
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anticipate his reaction to the explosive diarrhea mess, you realize that the
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diarrhea is not done yet. You try to hold it in, but it becomes increasingly
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difficult. The smell in the ship becomes unbearable, and you start feeling
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embarrassed and regretful. Despite your best efforts, you fail to see Han's
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reaction as you rush to find a bathroom. The mission ends in failure, leaving
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you in an awkward and uncomfortable situation.
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You earned 0 imperial credits
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You spent 0 imperial credits
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You gained 0 health
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You lost 0 health
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╭─ Marvin's Mission Card ──────────────────────────────────────────────────────╮
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│ Marvin │ A skilled pilot with a troubled past. │
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│ health │ 100 │ │
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│ imperial credits │ 78000 │ │
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│ fuel level │ 75 │ │
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│ │ │
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│ Millennium Falcon │ A fast and reliable spaceship. │
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│ year built │ 10 │ │
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│ capacity │ 5 │ │
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│ fuel level │ 75 │ │
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│ │ │
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│ Cleanse the │ Cleanse the Millennium Falcon of the │
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│ Millennium Falcon │ aftermath of the bean burrito celebration. │
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│ place │ Yavin IV │ May the air freshener be with us! │
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│ year │ 2023 │ │
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│ risk │ 0 hp │ │
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│ reward │ 0 credits │ │
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│ leader │ Marvin │ │
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╰──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────╯
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Your mission has been completed
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You casually walk out of the Falcon, trying your best to hide your poop stained
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pants from Han. Despite your efforts, Han notices the odor and the stain on your
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pants. He can't help but burst into laughter, making the situation even more
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embarrassing. The mission ends in failure, leaving you feeling humiliated and
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wishing you could just disappear.
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You earned 0 imperial credits
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You spent 0 imperial credits
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You gained 0 health
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You lost 0 health
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╭─ Marvin's Mission Card ──────────────────────────────────────────────────────╮
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│ Marvin │ A skilled pilot with a troubled past. │
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│ health │ 100 │ │
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│ imperial credits │ 78000 │ │
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│ fuel level │ 75 │ │
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│ │ │
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│ Millennium Falcon │ A fast and reliable spaceship. │
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│ year built │ 10 │ │
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│ capacity │ 5 │ │
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│ fuel level │ 75 │ │
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│ │ │
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│ Cleanse the Falcon's │ Cleanse the interior of the Millennium Falcon │
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│ Interior │ from the aftermath of the bean burrito │
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│ place │ Yavin IV │ celebration. May the air freshener be with │
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│ year │ 2023 │ us! │
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│ risk │ 0 hp │ │
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│ reward │ 0 credits │ │
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│ leader │ Marvin │ │
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╰──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────╯
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